that one is never going to make detective.
Genius. He’s a genius. The genius. The most human human there’s ever been.
captain swan alphabet
(special thanks to brittany for helping me put it together)
i wish i could do that
i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system
HE HAS A GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING SMILE ON HIS LITTLE FACE EVERYONE OMFG
Omg just found this on the internet
Fuck I screamed
BEST ONE. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.
THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!
I’ve been experimenting with bead looms. This one’s for my dad.